1. 20:57 2nd Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from shakespeareishq

    greelin:

    cyberuser:

    i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

    i think you’re still technically gay

    (Source: 1vm)

     
  2. My general manager keeps scheduling me on days that I’m unavailable/requested off even though she assured me when I became a manager that she would work around my band schedule

    And every time I tell her about it, it’s always immediately fixable

    I even talked to the district manager about it when i took my test and she said she would talk to her about it

    But now I have to go in sometime tomorrow because I didn’t notice that I can’t work on Thursday like she scheduled me. I’m going to look at the availability chart AND the calendar (she never looks at the calendar. other managers have told me when they make the schedule) and find someone else to take my shift 

     
  3. 01:06

    Notes: 2

    Tags: tasteoftheusualReplies

    proof Luke Danes is your Patronus: pie and hopefully-ahead-of-your-time funeral plans

    Yes. I am 20-year-old girl Luke Danes. I make burgers for a living and wear a baseball hat while I do it. 

     
  4. 00:25

    Notes: 2

    Tags: originalsinsarahAsks

    originalsinsarah said: Calla lily, Poinsettia, Primrose, Tulip, and Azalea.

    Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

    • Is it weird that I already have some funeral plans? Moonlight Serenade, My Sweet Lord, My Way, Friends Never Say Goodbye, and American Pie. Maybe also include Jumping the Shark but idk maybe

    Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

    • To be completely honest I just really love food and I love all food except for some very specific things so……… Pie

    Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

    • Egg drop. Or chicken and stars

    Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching?

    • What movie haven’t I cried at while watching? But I always cry while watching Dead Poets Society and V for Vendetta
     
  5. girlfriendsofthegalaxy said: carnation, tulip, aster

    Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

    • Hologram. Beatles. Reunion.

    Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

    • Man I love chocolate but I really love red velvet too which is basically chocolate with a bunch of food coloring but red velvet

    Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?

    • Hot if it’s in private because just sitting around in your undies is great but cold in public because layers are comfy and adorable
     
  6. 23:42 1st Sep 2014

    Notes: 492236

    Reblogged from girlfriendsofthegalaxy

    cute ass flower questions

    1. Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
    2. Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
    3. Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
    4. Foxglove: Name three facts about your family.
    5. Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
    6. Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
    7. Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
    8. Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
    9. Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
    10. Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
    11. Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
    12. Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
    13. Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
    14. Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
    15. Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
    16. Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
    17. Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
    18. Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
    19. Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
    20. Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
    21. Violet: Do you like where you're from?
    22. Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
    23. Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
    24. Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
    25. Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
    26. Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
    27. Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
    28. Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
    29. Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
    30. Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
     
  7. 23:09

    Notes: 10871

    Reblogged from primaldandelion

    Plays: 30,853

    blissbubbles:

    Love of mine
    Some day you will die
    But I’ll be close behind
    I’ll follow you into the dark

     
  8. 22:24

    Notes: 1908

    Reblogged from tasteoftheusual

     
  9. 02:30

    Notes: 87333

    Reblogged from yah-imma-weirdo

    commandersheena:

    israfel070:

    modestdemidov:

    "make up is false advertisement!"

    translation:

    "i view women as products"

    If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

    did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

     
  10. 01:56

    Notes: 382545

    Reblogged from tasteoftheusual

    Tags: baby

    freakypencils:

    teacupsandnetflix:

    It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

    "Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

    literally kenneth branagh (via dracos-apple)

     
  11. 20:02 31st Aug 2014

    Notes: 37451

    Reblogged from shakespeareishq

    orelpuppington:

    isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

    i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

    an actual piece of grilled cheese tastes like cheez-its

    (Source: augutsy)

     
  12. 19:50

    Notes: 23712

    Reblogged from dj-baby-bokchoy

    image: Download

    (Source: tubofgoodthings)

     
  13. 00:21

    Notes: 788

    Reblogged from tasteoftheusual

    lorelaicubed:

    Gilmore Girls + Text Posts » Part 2 / ?

     
  14. 23:12 30th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from goodshipophelia

    ruineshumaines:

    Liz Climo on Tumblr.

    Previoulsy: 1 - 2

     
  15. 01:03

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    Reblogged from monorailjake

    image: Download

    fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

    fugrats:

    ppolishprincess:

    only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

    literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

    (Source: rebeccadimovski)